These haikus were submitted by Christina Rumbaugh and written her senior year during Mrs. Miklos' AP English class. Christina likes mashed potatoes wth cheese and John Lennon. Not like John Lennon on a heap of mashed potatoes... Just John Lennon.

Markers are pretty,

Inhale and it hurts my head.

The room is spinning

Puppies are no fun

especially when they're dead.

Heel, Rover! He can't.

When you die, you smell.

But maybe you'll still find love

Necrophilia

Ducks like saying "quack"

I wonder what it could mean

Maybe "hey, fuck you!"