tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329042422011-04-21T13:18:48.791-07:00All the stuff we do when we're supposed to be doing something elseAmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09006394357574055855noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32904242.post-1156636676970539812006-08-26T16:46:00.000-07:002006-08-26T16:59:52.423-07:00These haikus were submitted by Christina Rumbaugh and written her senior year during Mrs. Miklos' AP English class. Christina likes mashed potatoes wth cheese and John Lennon. Not like John Lennon on a heap of mashed potatoes... Just John Lennon.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div>Markers are pretty,</div> <div>Inhale and it hurts my head.</div> <div>The room is spinning<br /><br /><br /></div> <div> </div> <div>Puppies are no fun</div> <div>especially when they're dead.</div> <div>Heel, Rover! He can't.<br /><br /><br /></div> <div> </div> <div>When you die, you smell.</div> <div>But maybe you'll still find love</div> <div>Necrophilia<br /><br /><br /></div> <div> </div> <div>Ducks like saying "quack"</div> <div>I wonder what it could mean</div> <div>Maybe "hey, fuck you!"</div><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32904242-115663667697053981?l=freetimemasons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09006394357574055855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32904242.post-1156010465427214802006-08-19T10:28:00.000-07:002006-08-19T11:01:05.446-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/1600/idol.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/320/idol.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>I call this one "Life After <span style="font-style: italic;">American Idol</span>."<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/1600/toast.12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/320/toast.11.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>"Girl with Toast for a Halter-Top"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/1600/broccoli.3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/320/broccoli.3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>"Broccoli Cheese Landscape"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/1600/tomatoe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/320/tomatoe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>"Tomatoe"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/1600/gray.7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4746/3556/320/gray.7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32904242-115601046542721480?l=freetimemasons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09006394357574055855noreply@blogger.com1